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97whitevert
09-20-2005, 07:27 PM
Hi everyone!! My new name is Snooty Farkletush, what's yours?

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. You now have your new name ( And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.)

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Cobra4me
09-20-2005, 08:10 PM
got mine "Doombah Farkle Fanny" dont know if I like it yet maybe it will grow on me.
Robbie K

Lumpydogs
09-20-2005, 08:41 PM
Hey Hey Hey,

I'm MR. GREASY WAFFLELIPS !

99CobraCrazy
09-20-2005, 09:12 PM
i'm Mr. Cheesey Chickendunkin!

nckissfan
09-20-2005, 09:14 PM
first off, just shut up right now Lisa:D

Funky potty hiney is my name

97whitevert
09-20-2005, 09:31 PM
first off, just shut up right now Lisa:D

Funky potty hiney is my name

now why would i ever.....


never mind mr POTTYHINEY!!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



Ok don't make me call you out... like CRUSTY LICKINSQUIRT or

BOOBIE BATTYBRAINS :eek: :eek:

InfamousSVT
09-20-2005, 09:31 PM
My name is Snooty Chickendoodle :doubt:

97whitevert
09-20-2005, 09:32 PM
got mine "Doombah Farkle Fanny" dont know if I like it yet maybe it will grow on me.
Robbie Ki think it suits... :thumbsup:

97whitevert
09-20-2005, 09:33 PM
My name is Snooty Chickendoodle :doubt:WOW that couldn't be more you jason!!!! :D :thumbsup: :bounce:

97whitevert
09-20-2005, 09:56 PM
come on now... i got more you don't wanna make me doo this doo you?? :eek: :eek:

like SNEEZY ----------- ------------

or

GOOBER ------ -----------

:rotf: :rotf:

Big Daddy
09-21-2005, 01:01 AM
now why would i ever.....


never mind mr POTTYHINEY!!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



Ok don't make me call you out... like CRUSTY LICKINSQUIRT or

BOOBIE BATTYBRAINS :eek: :eek:

HMMMM....Crusty Lickingsquirt....I wonder who you are talking about???? Damn that's nasty! ;) :rotf: :rotf:

svtmc-g
09-21-2005, 10:35 AM
HAHAHAHA...I say....this is a riot....for my name's not Tootsie BattyPants. Mine is kinda boring huh? I got the shaft on this one. Crusty LickingSquirt???WOW...that's just dirty!hahaha :rotf:
Matt

blk04cobra1
09-21-2005, 01:15 PM
"Dorfus Chicken Dunkin"...woo hoo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Black Horse
09-21-2005, 01:48 PM
Sneezy FarkleHump? I think they have medication to treat that!

RF Cobra
09-21-2005, 01:52 PM
Ok don't make me call you out... like BOOBIE BATTYBRAINS :eek: :eek:


:doubt: So, what are you trying to say Farkletush? :p

sssvtcobra
09-21-2005, 03:10 PM
I got my new one: Greasy Dippindoodle. Mine's kind of bland.

but this is pretty funny. Playing with all kinds of names. :rotf:

Big Daddy
09-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Ok I just did my families and this is MOST interesting: My Oldest son is Crusty Lickensquirt Jr., my 11 year old is Cheesy Lickensquirt and my wife.....CRUSTY Lickensquirt. Damn we have the same name! :rotf: :rotf:

97whitevert
09-21-2005, 06:09 PM
HMMMM....Crusty Lickingsquirt....I wonder who you are talking about???? Damn that's nasty! ;) :rotf: :rotf:if ever i saw a more fitting name than yours greg, i don't know WHOSE it is?!?!?! :rotf: :rotf:

97whitevert
09-21-2005, 06:10 PM
:doubt: So, what are you trying to say Farkletush? :pi dunno what i am tryto say... yours fits me better though!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

RF Cobra
09-21-2005, 06:50 PM
i dunno what i am tryto say... yours fits me better though!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Maybe you should try going to the courthouse and getting it changed. I'd love to see the look on their faces! "Excuse me, you'd like to change your name to what?!?!?" :rotf:



So, what's Tony's? I'm not sure what his full first name is.

97whitevert
09-21-2005, 07:19 PM
farcus pottydoodle....

any guesses.....???

think GPB

bluebyu
09-22-2005, 01:44 AM
Ok, Sloopy Chickindoodle sounds like Campbells soup went mid evil on my asp!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

ssnaked98
09-22-2005, 12:21 PM
Mine is Boobie Pottydunkin... and to quote my friend Mike..

"Boobie " Ha Ha!!!

'I like Boobies!!!!' :-)

mmacdone
09-22-2005, 03:36 PM
Mine is Boobie Pottydunkin... and to quote my friend Mike..

"Boobie " Ha Ha!!!

'I like Boobies!!!!' :-)MMMM :yup:

Boobies!! :thumbsup:

svtmc-g
09-23-2005, 10:13 AM
uuhhhhh huh huh....boobies....boobs.....hooray boobies....viva la boobie :D
matt

svtmc-g
09-23-2005, 10:15 AM
hahahaha...I checked my wife's maiden name........Cheesy Pottynose!!!!she's getting teased now "hey, come here potty face" aaahahaha!!
Matt

RF Cobra
09-23-2005, 11:10 AM
hahahaha...I checked my wife's maiden name........Cheesy Pottynose!!!!she's getting teased now "hey, come here potty face" aaahahaha!!
Matt
You do realize that by doing that you are just asking for trouble and she will get you when you least expect it! :eek: :rotf:

svtmc-g
09-24-2005, 04:14 AM
Actually, she'll just be pissed for a day or two. She's a wimp when it comes to teasing...no sense of playful humor...poor girl!!haha

Matt

whitestang04GT
09-26-2005, 01:22 PM
I'm almost ashamed to say "Funky Batty Shorts".........:eek:

Silver10th
09-26-2005, 07:00 PM
Catherine and I are Tootsie & Sleezy Snicklelips. :thumbsup:

nckissfan
09-26-2005, 07:03 PM
hello Mr and Mrs Snicklelips:thumbsup:

Silver10th
09-26-2005, 07:11 PM
Hello Mr. Funky Potty Hiney!! :rotf:

Are you going to the HCMC show this Saturday in Cary?

nckissfan
09-26-2005, 07:15 PM
no, I didn't know about that one. We are going to save my saturdays off until the Lillington, NC cruise in. That is later in October. Might you want to go to that? Jason Thompson said he may cruise down with us.

97whitevert
09-26-2005, 07:26 PM
potty hiney....


:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

nckissfan
09-26-2005, 09:06 PM
:moon: :moon: :moon: :chairshot

Silver10th
09-26-2005, 09:31 PM
:rotf: :rotf:

smashedheadcat
09-27-2005, 09:16 AM
Snooty Pottyboob?? :eek:

beerkat
09-27-2005, 10:00 AM
Well I think that mine is X-rated Sleezy ChickenHump:rotf: and Patches is Tooties ChickenHump:eek:

bolt-on
09-27-2005, 08:55 PM
Good thing we all are family ;)
Sure missed you Lisa at Gingerman!!!!!!!!! But hope to see you at CMP!!!!!!
Love you, Sloopy Pottytush..........or Mrs. Dorfus Pottytush.

bolt-on
09-27-2005, 09:58 PM
:rotf:

dewone
09-28-2005, 08:51 AM
Sneezy Chickensquirt. :rotf:

Stavesacre21
09-29-2005, 02:49 AM
Cheesy Dippindunkin....


I sound like a donut shop :doubt:

ausie
09-29-2005, 07:55 AM
wow imagine that, my 6 year old niece must have seen this a few months ago since she has called me a Dorky Pottyhead before. Nothing new hear.

03Redfirevert
09-29-2005, 11:25 AM
Boobie Farkleface! :eek:

Riversnake
10-05-2005, 03:06 PM
Dinky Dippin Squirt here:bounce:

black94cobra
10-11-2005, 05:44 PM
This is too funny!!! Don't know what this means but now I'm
Sleezy Gizzardlips. Don't tell my wife! :spanked: