View Full Version : Friday Funny

10-14-2005, 03:26 PM
There once was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very

depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took

two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an

elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the

ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along whistling and kicking up

his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He

started thinking. what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still

have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping

down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was

to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and

was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he

knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels


He asked "Why are you so happy anyway? "

He said "I'm NOT happy! My butt itches!"

:D Have a Great Weekend!!:bounce: