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Arch Angel
03-18-2006, 12:14 AM
Dahri or Pashto Translator Needed

Requirements:

US Citizen
Must have current TSSCI (Top Secret Clearance) or have held a TSSCI Clearance that can be renewed.
Score a 3/3 (Conversational / Reading & Writing) in Dahri or Pashto Compentency Test

Compensation & Benefits:

Monthly Compensation: $22,916 US ($275,000 Annually) *Note: First $80,000 is tax-free if you are out of the country for more than 333 Days
Housing & Food will be provided
Free Medical & Dental
Life Insurance available up to $250,000
Pros:

You'll make a lot of money
Have an opportunity to travel & see the world
You can lose weight
Cons:

Operating Environment is extremely dangerous
Lodging will be provided, but it may consist of a blanket in the back of a truck
Food will suck... when you get it, but you will get to eat at least once a day
You will be away from your family for a while

No I'm not kidding. PM me if you are interested & meet the basic requirements.
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ORANGE CRUSH
03-18-2006, 10:41 AM
Oh thats got me writen all over it. I even have license to kill.:D

PEGASUS
03-18-2006, 12:36 PM
I only have one question ;how,where,when and do I get to carry a big gun.
:cool:

Arch Angel
03-18-2006, 01:07 PM
I only have one question ;how,where,when and do I get to carry a big gun.
:cool:Oh did I forget to mention that along with the $275K salary, you get issued Twin Gold-Plated Engraved Dessert Eagle .50AE pistols with Lara Croft-Style Rapid Reload Belt System?

:rotf:

The only way our terp is carrying a weapon is if my whole team gets wiped out in an ambush & he is the only mofo left alive a bunch of guys with AK's started rushing down a mountain side yelling, "Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, Allah-Akhbar, etc..."