View Full Version : Why Letters to Dear Abby are from Women

10-11-2006, 09:47 AM
Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
he has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the


10-11-2006, 12:24 PM
hahaha :rotf:

10-13-2006, 08:06 AM
Sell the Harley, before she gets it in the divorce.

10-14-2006, 01:13 PM
That was so funny, I had to read it aloud at work...:D

10-18-2006, 06:49 AM
Thats a good one :thumbsup:

:rolleyes: Brought back some old memories but no harm done :cool:

12-19-2006, 10:32 AM
Lordy, I guess I should pay better attention to this board, 'specially if you are gonna start dissin' the womens.
And for your info I have my own Harley, hahahaha, looks good sitting next to my Mystic.
Never wait for a man to give you what you can get for yourself !