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93KingCobra
12-07-2006, 01:31 AM
You might be a Mustang PERSON if........

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8l You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or taillights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18l The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28l You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttlebody. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur hairstyle.
37) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
38l You can change ur sparkplugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesn’t have a 5.0
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)
42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of ur garage
43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others (5.0 guys)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
48l You occasionally brag about how many stock things u still have on ur car.
49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)
50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.
52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it broke (cough DSM owners)
53) You spend two hours a night on mustang forums
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and the spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
58) You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.
59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
66) You feel the body twist when launching hard ( 5.0 )
67) You can always win a argument about best bang for the buck.
68l You cannot roll on Turbine wheels
69) You are always upgrading something.
70) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel

jimmysidecarr
12-07-2006, 02:54 AM
You might be a Mustang PERSON if........

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body. (Already got that covered)
2) Your first mod is flowmasters (...no just...SFCs)
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery(no )
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"(nope the dealership mechanics know they are DOOMED TO POVERTY without my presence on the back counter)
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust. (what squeeks and rattles???)
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned. (OK you got me there,,,LOL!!)
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie. (nope)
8l You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you(Yep!!)
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights. (Yep!!)
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or taillights in some cases)(Yep!)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.(Nope too many tickets already...lol!)
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6(Yep!!)
13) Your windows squeak(sometimes...lol!)
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.(this applies to any percieved Hot Rod)
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.(nope ...just once...LOL!!!)
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road. (high water ...yes... just wet HELL NO!!!)
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.(not anymore... too many race tire stone chips to be worried about that...lol)
18l The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A( WTF is T/A??? T*** and A$$???)
19) You know what T/A stands for(Errr ... uhh... DUhh???)
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A(If it is T!TS and A$$ then yea.....I think I may have...durrr???)
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?(huh??)
22) You know what PI stands for.(Power improved.. IE 99 and up 2V...DUH!!!)
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"(um no...)
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.(No I nearly tear up... how very sad indeed...)
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.(err?)
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.(errr??? I don't think so...)
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.(Nope bring em... torque rocks!!!)
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.(Ain't that one of them there FurAn cars???....Um... OK....I don't think so!!!)
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttlebody. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.(NOPE)
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur hairstyle.(neither get changed very often...)
37) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
38l You can change ur sparkplugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesn’t have a 5.0
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)
42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of ur garage
43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others (5.0 guys)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.(nope,,, love the FR500)
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.(sometimes yes... does that make me shallow???)
47) You've gotten used to the "drone" (Nope...hello FR500!!)
48l You occasionally brag about how many stock things u still have on ur car.(OK ... Yes)
49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)(oh dear... yes...)
50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.(yep...)
52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it is broke (cough DSM owners)(got me on that one...)
53) You spend two hours a night on mustang forums(sometimes more...lol)
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust(yep --->Alpha??? or Omega???)
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and then spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.( Well not those exact parameters but yea... been there done that,,, lol!!!)
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.(Buddies??? How about grand daughters??? She loves the back seat!!!... "Do it again Gran Pa!!!"
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
58) You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.(computer/music room and garage)
59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.(Boy do I !!!)
61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.(to the uninformed ... yes...)
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by(No... why bother???)
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.(no need... love the Brembos!!!)
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.(No probs here...T56 rocks!!!)
65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
66) You feel the body twist when launching hard ( 5.0 )
67) You can always win a argument about best bang for the buck.( That is worth something...)
68l You cannot roll on Turbine wheels
69) You are always upgrading something.(OK ... who isn't???)
70) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel...(duh??? yea... ???)



That was fun...
Can anyone tell I'm on vacation???...........LOL!!!

Levi
12-07-2006, 10:20 AM
Jimmy, your responses to the list was as good or better then the list itself. :thumbsup:
Works killing me this week and your on vacation. :mad:
I like the way you think and we need to get together, soon. :cool:

97CasperCobra
12-07-2006, 05:26 PM
[QUOTE=93KingCobra]You might be a Mustang PERSON if........

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
Already can..... :p
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
was mufflers, but Borla
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
I kept mine stock for about 4 months
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
I bought mine with 16K miles and the tranny was going south
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
HELL YEA!!!
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
What money???
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
Don't have....I've seen it once....shame on me
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
so sad.....
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or taillights in some cases)
again....sad
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
but I really DO have to accelerate DOWNHILL
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
yea...I need help
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
guilty as charged.....
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
The Focus isn't that admirable.....
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
I'm not Phil.....
18l The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
can I turn ON the T/A??(tits & a$$)
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
is there any other place to do some real thinking and scheming???
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
damn kids..... :rolleyes:
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
is it bad that you "know" when the light will turn green....1...2....GREEN!!!
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
what's snow???
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
too bad he didn't know jack about Mustangs
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
nope....TRACK IS CRACK!!!
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.
that's when you start off in 2nd gear.....
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis.
I love parking garages....:D
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
"How's your car doing???"
47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
what drone???
53) You spend two hours a night on mustang forums
is it bad if you spend MORE???
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust
or the A-pillar to see if there are any gauges.....
58) You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.
just in the garage....
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
damn...how'd you know that??
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.
you say that like it's a bad thing.....
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
See #4.....
69) You are always upgrading something.
least thinking about it.....[/QUOTE=93KingCobra]

That was fun....thanks Phil!!!! :thumbsup:

cobltng
12-12-2006, 07:10 PM
That was fun...
Can anyone tell I'm on vacation???...........LOL!!!

My God you have found me!

spitfire
12-25-2006, 09:33 AM
Almost all aplied to me!

gtdrivr
12-25-2006, 05:41 PM
Some apply now, and some bring back memories of when I used to own a fox body!

Angel
12-26-2006, 02:57 PM
Some apply now, and some bring back memories of when I used to own a fox body!
Way Guilty of #46 - "Yeah, it's the Guy with the Sonic Blue Snake and 18 x 9s Chromed Ford Racing Wheels...." - lol - don't ask me his Name though.:D

#55 - Stop the car and get out; with anyone in proximity, and it turns into a street meet ! It happens about once a week in my own driveway. :crazy: i believe i know ALL of my Neighbours by now!:D

gtdrivr
12-26-2006, 11:43 PM
#55 sort of applies. It usually takes me an extra 5 min when I get gas. I barely ever get to gas up and drive away before someone asks about the car. Sometimes it's cool. When I am in a hurry, it can be bothersome.