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SVT X 2
07-07-2002, 11:01 PM
And here it is...


Subject: Make Me Feel Like a Woman

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/crying.gif
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?" http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Bizkit/peoples.gif

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, tan, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/dday/yes.gif










.....one button at a
time.










.......No one moves.










.......He removes his shirt. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/blackeye/kisswink.gif










......Muscles ripple across his chest.










......She gasps... :eek:










......he whispers:










......"Iron this." :rotf: :bounce:

Cobra-R
07-08-2002, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by SVT X 2
And here it is...


Subject: Make Me Feel Like a Woman

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/crying.gif
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?" http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Bizkit/peoples.gif

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, tan, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/dday/yes.gif










.....one button at a
time.










.......No one moves.










.......He removes his shirt. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/blackeye/kisswink.gif










......Muscles ripple across his chest.










......She gasps... :eek:










......he whispers:










......"Iron this." :rotf: :bounce:

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97whitevert
07-08-2002, 09:31 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Ken 01-Cobra
07-08-2002, 09:57 AM
I was watching Carlin last night...forgot this one...

I suppose you've all heard about the guy who was arrested for trying to use food stamps to mail a watermelon?

Big Daddy
07-08-2002, 10:29 AM
:rotf: :D :rotf: :D :rotf: :D :rotf: :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

SVT X 2
07-08-2002, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Ken 01-Cobra
I was watching Carlin last night...forgot this one...

I suppose you've all heard about the guy who was arrested for trying to use food stamps to mail a watermelon?
:rotf: :doubt: :rotf: :D
Some of his stuff is pretty good...