View Full Version : Joke time

10-06-2002, 01:58 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

:p :D

10-06-2002, 04:10 PM
it's funny that you put this joke down....i heard on the radio on thursday morning or on friday (i can't remember) that after a year of research, this professor and his "team" came to the conclusion that this was "the funniest joke in the world"....apparently they took polls and asked a lot of people and this is the joke that now wears that title.

10-06-2002, 04:53 PM
Yeah, its on confound.com, or something like that.

I'm not actually clever enough to come up with these things:p