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Why Try?
04-19-2005, 12:38 PM
QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Having a muscle car and worrying about gas prices is like marrying a fat chick and worrying about the grocery bill"

Aaron94
04-21-2005, 05:30 PM
Comedy!

How about this one...

"I drive too fast to worry about my cholesterol..." :D

dewone
04-22-2005, 09:06 AM
If you got to ask "how much gas" you can't afford it.

Stavesacre21
04-25-2005, 01:22 PM
If you got to ask "how much gas" you can't afford it.
I concur with this philosophy...stroke of genious, i tell ya

:rotf:

Why Try?
04-28-2005, 12:43 PM
this is an Air Force one but im pretty sure everyone can use it, its called the Three F's

If you don't
Feed ME
F#ck Me
or
Finance Me
then you dont you dont matter!!!!!!!!!

InfamousSVT
04-29-2005, 03:09 AM
" It isn't how fast the car can go, it's how fast the idiot behind the wheel is willing to take it!" :thumbsup:

blk04cobra1
04-29-2005, 09:18 AM
"you don't f#$k her face"...my dad :D

Cobra4me
04-29-2005, 01:20 PM
another one told to me by my dad a long long------long time ago when I had 68 stang with a 351w.
"son you can pass everything the highway but a gas station"
"keep your foot out of that carb" (dual line Holley)
Robk

ausie
04-30-2005, 12:38 PM
"fuel efficient SUV?" get real.

"I bet that car uses alot of fuel" I often tell the person that asks me that question, I get more milage on a tank of fuel when pushing it to the limit than I would get out of my v6 Ford Explorer when driving conservatively. The numbers speak for themselves: 180 fun miles on 10 gallons of fuel vrs 160 slow and conservative miles on 22 gallons of fuel. That is not for highway miles either.

Stavesacre21
04-30-2005, 09:33 PM
"The new and improved mazda rx-8"

OK people, honestly.......it's doesn't take a genious to realize that this statement makes no sense....

....which is it.....

...new....

...OR....

...improved?!?!


Is it really possiable to be both? that's like saying.....the new and old....:rotf:

Why Try?
05-02-2005, 05:00 PM
I still like:

THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT!!!!

Why Try?
05-05-2005, 10:36 PM
"Racing Makes A Heroine Addiction Look Like A Vague Craving For Something Salty!!!!!!!"

dewone
05-06-2005, 07:49 AM
If you can't run with the big dogs. Stay on the porch.

flynfink
05-06-2005, 10:36 AM
"motorcycles are like t*ts, there are no bad ones"

beerkat
05-06-2005, 11:17 AM
For the Single Guy.

Out with an unattractive girl. "Put a flag over thier face and F**k them for Old Glory" :eek:

Lumpydogs
05-06-2005, 11:35 AM
I found this one posted on another site.

Nitrous Oxide is like a pretty girl with STDs.

You really want to hit it even though you know you should'nt

flynfink
05-06-2005, 02:37 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

wildwoman
05-07-2005, 12:42 AM
OK.........after reading these posts I figured the ladies needed a chuckle too !!!!


IF IT HAS BALLS OR TIRES............IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE !!!!!

:lol: