View Full Version : CIA job opening......

05-04-2005, 12:39 AM
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...

2 men and a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men

to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that

you will follow your instructions, no matter what the



Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

"Kill her!!!"


The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my



The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take

your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun

and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then

the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my



The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife

and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the



Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat

from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death

with the chair."


>> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.

05-04-2005, 01:42 AM
LoL....what a great joke....:rotf:

and a sad truth :eek: :rolleyes: :rotf: :rotf: