kill story
 

I killed a spider last night while waking up in the middle of the night taking a piss, was a huge sucker! the bastard was hanging right in front of me. I tell you what... don't mess with a man takin a piss at 4 in the morning.

Board looked a little dead, sorry!

Sounds like it got what it deserved. :thumbsup:

This board goes dead because many times we are at events and we'd rather be doing things then chatting about it. :)

Did the spider have a neon underbelly, a goofy oversized spoiler hanging off its ass, or did you notice a "bowtie" pattern anywhere on it before you squashed it?

If so your "kill" and subsequent post are entirely validated. :D